Diet Critic

Call me crazy, but I don’t think a diet pill name Chunk-Lick will win the pulitzer prize for weight loss.  I mean, Chunk-Lick….really?  Alright, I’ll try and be fair and unbiased with this review.  I mean, what’s in a name anyway?  It’s what’s in the ingredients that concerns me.

What is a Chunk-Lick?

Good question.  Chunk-Lick is a diet product which has an uncanny appearance of a gigantic Mexican Churro, but very very hard (like a candy cane).  It’s about 12 inches long, has a five inch diameter, and tastes like beef bouillon. If this doesn’t make you wanna diet, nothing will!

How it works

Chunk-Lick is supposed to curb your appetite by providing you a low calorie complete days meal.  It’s meant to be licked throughout the day, and will last for hours (so long as you don’t chomp down on it).  In other words, you carry around this long stick of calories and take a lick whenever you have hunger cravings.

Ingredients

Vitamin C

Vitamin A

Vitamin D

Vitamin B

Biotin

RiboFlavin

Beef Bouillon

Green Tea

Caffeine

This isn’t a bad list of ingredients.  It does contain green tea and caffeine, which is said to assist in weight loss.  However, the rest of the crap does nothing for you.  I imagine the beef bouillon is for flavoring??  Good Guess.

Guarantees?

First off, this product is super cheap.  It’s equivalent to buying a stick of jerky at 7-11.  So the only guarantees they have is if the product was compromised.  So if a Chunk-Stick crack-head went into the store, opened up the package, took a lick, put the product back on the shelf, and you bought and discovered it’s been pre-licked,  you can have a refund. 

Conclusion

This thing might actually work –  only because you’ll be so malnutrioned and dying of starvation.  You cannot expect to do this long term which is why I say this is a joke.  The Chunck-Lick sounds more like a novelty item than a diet pill, but then again, so do most others.