Diet Critic

You might think Dago-phin sounds like a diet pill out of a Sci-Fi movie – and you would be right….sort of. Sluis Sector pharmaceuticals is a company that caters to desperate fat people looking for an alternative to the typical diet pill on the market.

“What we’ve done is created a diet pill based on the Star Wars planet Dagobah. With our cutting edge technology and the Jedi Master Yoda as our inspiration, we’ve come up with a diet pill that would make Jabba the Hut thin.”

Um…OK…I feel like a geek because I actually know who Yoda and Jabba the Hut are.

Dago-phin adopts the environment of Yoda’s home planet Dagoabah – which happens to be a swamp with many weird creatures. So in a nutshell, they’ve taken bits of algae and swamp life and mixed in a little caffeine to create the “ultimate diet pill”.

Ingredients

Some of the ingredients listed:

Pink Algae

Alligator pheromones

Mosquito wings

Caffeine

100 year old tree bark

Deet

Does it work?

Let’s face it, Yoda lived to be just over 800 years old before he succumbed to the Force, (I can’t believe I know that) and I heard from good authority he didn’t have a sense of adventure when it came to eating. 99% of his fixings came from his swamp planet Dagobah. So I can see how the SCI-FI geeks might get fooled by this novelty diet pill. But for the rest of humanity, use your head and don’t get fooled into thinking a little alligator and caffeine wrapped in a diet pill will help you lose weight.