You might think Dago-phin sounds like a diet pill out of a Sci-Fi movie – and you would be right….sort of. Sluis Sector pharmaceuticals is a company that caters to desperate fat people looking for an alternative to the typical diet pill on the market.
“What we’ve done is created a diet pill based on the Star Wars planet Dagobah. With our cutting edge technology and the Jedi Master Yoda as our inspiration, we’ve come up with a diet pill that would make Jabba the Hut thin.”
Um…OK…I feel like a geek because I actually know who Yoda and Jabba the Hut are.
Dago-phin adopts the environment of Yoda’s home planet Dagoabah – which happens to be a swamp with many weird creatures. So in a nutshell, they’ve taken bits of algae and swamp life and mixed in a little caffeine to create the “ultimate diet pill”.
Some of the ingredients listed:
100 year old tree bark
Does it work?
Let’s face it, Yoda lived to be just over 800 years old before he succumbed to the Force, (I can’t believe I know that) and I heard from good authority he didn’t have a sense of adventure when it came to eating. 99% of his fixings came from his swamp planet Dagobah. So I can see how the SCI-FI geeks might get fooled by this novelty diet pill. But for the rest of humanity, use your head and don’t get fooled into thinking a little alligator and caffeine wrapped in a diet pill will help you lose weight.