The folks at Dombroski Labs feel the best way to burn your fat is to feed your facial hair. Their spokesman claims,
“Men will delight at having a full beard and a blissful 6 pack!”
What is FoliDexin
FoliDexin is a purplish colored diet pill cream that is supposed to be applied to the beard and moustache area of a man’s face. The “secret” ingredient acts as a catalyst in speeding up facial hair growth. What does this have to do with burning fat you ask? Well the theory is your facial hair grows so rapidly and thick that the body is tricked into thinking it is fighting an intruder. This puts your body into caloric burning overdrive as it tries to fend off the fake illness, eventually leaving you with a chiseled body. It also leaves you with a beard Jolly Ole Saint Nick would be proud of.
You may be thinking, “but I don’t want a beard”! Not to worry grasshopper – Once you are happy with your weight loss you can stop using the cream and shave off the whiskers!
Gender Specific Diet Pill
The directions on FoliDexin says this cream is only meant for males because of obvious reasons. However, they claim there is no health risk associated with females applying the ointment. Be warned: Even though females can use the diet cream they must be aware it will result in facial hair of their own. More specifically, it will cause women to grow a uni-brow and excessive hair from any moles present on their face.
Does it work
I would like to entertain this question….really, I would! But I want to give you the reader more credit than that. I mean, if this stuff did half of what it claimed, (i.e. help grow hair) then they would have a billion dollar product and everyone would be talking about it. I can just imagine now, Fat men around the country with purple cream on their face talking about how they are starting their new years resolution.
I’m only writing this for the few of you still holding on to hope. This diet pill cream will only leave you broke and feeling silly! Avoid it like the plague!