The Pound Band
This has to be on of the oddest contraptions on the diet market. AWDF Sports is claiming they have created a head band that converts your sweat into useful low calorie energy. I know what you’re thinking - how is your body going to reabsorb the sweat in your head band? Read on my friend….read on.
First the diet pill, in the form of a head band, comes in two colors, blue and pink (his and hers). On the outside they appear as nothing more then a common terry cloth head band. However, if you inspect closely on the inner part of the band, you will see a thin white strip. This is called the convergence strip. It consists of a “secret” proprietary blend which is claimed to convert your sweat into a low calorie treat.
To get to this liquid is easy. Simply take off your nasty soaked headband and ring it out into a nice tall glass. Can you taste it now? The drink is supposed to replenish you with natural electrolytes. I don’t know about you, but that’s a little too natural for me.
The ingredients are top secret. All they’ll say is, “it’s a secret proprietary blend.” However, I was able to con my way into discovering it contains Aspartame. No doubt this is to flavor up the shot of perspiration you’re about to knock back.
There’s not one iota of guarantee in this product. The company claims they used to offer a money back guarantee, but too many people took advanatage of their product. They (The Pound Band Folks) promise it works and their word is solid as oak. Um..Ok, where do I sign?
Give me a break. This product holds no water (no pun intended) and it’s pretty darn disgusting. One of the grossest diet pills, or whatever you want to call it, on the market. If I ever see any of you out there ringing your headbands into a glass, I’m going to come over and slap it of of your hands!